Franglais

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words : green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first :
- I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.

The Spanish was next :
- I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.

Last was the French :
- I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow" ?